Soo.. what CAN I eat? xP
Can't eat Beef ... mad cow....
Can't eat chicken ... bird flu
Can't eat eggs ... salmonella
Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmm... I believe that leaves chocolate!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is avegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Remember - - -
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"
=D Smiiile
(27 Aug 2008, 7:23 pm)
As salaamu alaikum!
Well, my suggestion for more variety and a balanced diet is to take all those foods and ensure they are organic and stick with the wild caught deep sea fish, and then.... DIP THEM ALL IN THE CHOCOLATE! LOL.
May all our smiles from halal humor bring Allah's pleasure - ameen!
(27 Aug 2008, 6:07 pm)
Lol yea fireice some chocolates have pig in it and alcohol. Everyone knows that. Now I can rub this in "somebody's" face
Im gonna ignore what you said about the USA 
Canada isn't any better. 
Raz what's DA16? 
(27 Aug 2008, 4:38 pm)
xD is that good or bad? lol
and human flesh sounds even better DA16 :O
(27 Aug 2008, 4:25 pm)
I was going to say human flesh but chocolate sounds perfect
(27 Aug 2008, 10:02 pm)
hehe
and ameen =D
and DA16 is DevotionalAssassin16 habla. = abreviated?
Errr I heard that some chocolate from the UK, like Twix, Bounty and a bunch of my other faves have some pig subtance in them lol but not here in Canada
