the most dangerous phrases

The Most Dangerous Phrases in the Human Language xD  .. lol 

"I have an idea"
"What happens if I push this button?"
"Sure, nobody will do that"
"And what are you going to do about it?"
"This is a foolproof plan"
"Ah sure, it'll be grand"
"Just send us your credit card details"
"Don't worry. I'll pull out"
"It's not about the oil, stupid"
"The collateral damage will be minimal, promise"
"I got this off the Web"
"Is there anything you want to tell me?"
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"Sure I'll go for one or two (pints)"
"This won't hurt a bit"
"Good morning, class"
"Cut the red wire"
"Well, in my opinion..."
"Nah we don't need a plumber, I can do it myself"
"You bodybuilders are all a bunch of big wusses. I could take you all on
with one hand tied behind me back"
"Gaining a little weight there, aren't ye?"
"We need to talk..."
"Could you just hold this for a moment"
"No! I don't need to ask for directions!"
"I assure you that it is in the national interest"
"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you"
"We have hired consultants to help us restructure the organisation"
"Would you mind carrying this package onto the plane for me?"
"I've never done this before."
"You wouldn't mind showing this lowly paid student what your job entails..."
"How can I help?"
"No, really, I don't mind."
"Before you go home, could you have a quick look at this?"
"When it says 'Reinstall?' just tick 'Yes / All'..."
"They should be very good shares, well at least the government says so"
"One more thing" (particularly effective if said by Columbo)
"I'm gonna tell my mammy on you"
"Why do you love me"
"Hi! I'm from the government and I'm here to help"
"It's just a routine procedure. Nothing to worry about"
"It's just a rash"
"What risk?"
"No worries, it'll be grand"