My dear respected brothers and sisters (yes even the non-Muslims amongst us) I greet you with the greeting of Jannah. Salaam alaykum. (Have you noticed the sarcasm oozing yet?)
It's time to come clean and confess what we'd do for a dog and because of a dog. Mostly because of a dog. I'll start this off. Try to be creative and funny but be truthful also.
Because of a dog…
=>I would divorce my wife. Dirty animals aren’t welcomed in my home.
=>I would switch to the other side of the street. I’m bloody scared of dogs. It’s a Desi thing.
Well. That's all I got. Let's see what you have.

Oh. Why was she/it banned? I didn't request it. :( I am saddened. I was actually enjoying her/its speech. I hope she/it registers again and continues to provide me with cheap entertainment.